…but not nearly as rough as when Hillary’s clucking is added in the remix:
Speaking of those taking the down elevator into the afterlife, Nancy Pelosi’s nephew Gavin Newsome recently issued this dick-datorial edict delineating how Californios can celebrate Thanksgiving:
To which this former Californian replies…
And the aunt you rode in on!
P.S. Hat tip to the incomparable Stilton Jarlsberg for the artwork on RBG’s sentence for eternity.
P.S.S. We take no joy in it; rather we’re just recognizing reality.
Next, writing at his Morning Jolt, Jim Geraghty relates how those who initially sought to use The Donald for their own purposes bear ultimate responsibility for his eventual ascension to the Oval Office:
“…Four years ago, we lived through these folks’ greatest miscalculation. When Donald Trump appeared on the scene, really running for president this time, the Jeff Zuckers and Phil Griffins of the world thought they could pull off a perfect bait-and-switch: build up Trump during the primary, and then once he had the nomination, stop the soft-focus can-you-believe-this-guy amused tone and shift the focus to Trump’s myriad epic flaws, ensuring Hillary Clinton would win in a landslide. But they never expected enough of the electorate would ignore the shift in coverage, and Trump would get just enough votes in just enough states to win.
Why do the media hammer Trump every day, on issues where he deserves it and issues where it’s kind of silly or irrelevant?Why did they need to treat the tax cuts, the slaying of Qassim Soleimani, and the Supreme Court nominations of Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett as monstrous crimes? Because on some level, they belatedly realized they’re the Dr. Frankensteins who created this monster.
Now major media institutions try to persuade the public that Trump is a racist, ignorant, power-hungry monster. But racist monsters don’t get invited to host Saturday Night Live, joke around with Jimmy Fallon, get profiled by Barbara Walters, sit and chat with Larry King about every conceivable topic, and call in or hang out with Joe and Mika all the time, to say nothing of hosting a prime-time reality show for years. Racist monsters don’t get Bill and Hillary Clinton to attend their wedding. Why did Americans think Donald Trump was a fascinating, shrewd, decisive, larger-than-life leader when he descended that escalator in 2015?Because the media and most of America’s economic and political elites treated him as if he was one for about three decades before he ran for president. (Author’s emphasis.)
It’s almost comical. Almost every time the media try to shoehorn the news into fitting a narrative, it backfires. They generate a lot of short-lived, intense flurries of attention for causes such as “abolish ICE” or “Medicare for All” or “abolish the police” or impeaching Trump or “Trump is stealing our mailboxes,” but they tend to burn like Roman candles — brightly but fading quickly.
When Miles Taylor showed up at the New York Times’ metaphorical door, offering an op-ed revealing the existence of “the Resistance inside the Trump administration,” the editors could have and should have said, “Talk to our news reporters. They’ll see whether what you’re saying checks out and they’ll decide whether it’s news. At first glance, the deputy chief of staff to the DHS secretary being deeply disgruntled by the president’s approach to the job is not, by itself, a huge deal.” (Though we’re strongly inclined to doubt the Times’ reporters’ disposition to take down The Donald would have been any different than its editors.)
But instead, the editors who agreed to work with Taylor saw it as a way to “get” Trump. They tweaked the facts to create a more dramatic narrative. And putting a narrative over truth in order to “get Trump”…is ironically, how you get Trump…”
Or, put another way, how we got Trump.
And though we found this Tucker Carlson report suggesting damning evidence of the Bidens’ corruption was mysteriously pilfered from a UPS package perfectly plausible, we found Tucker omitting the fact his people had made copies of the documents somewhat curious, as this would be the first question an inquiring mind would ask.
The possibility Tucker’s team wouldn’t have made copies, regardless of who was delivering them, brought to mind one of our favorite scenes from Hot Shots:
Meanwhile, despite Tucker now being required to demonstrate, whatever they contain, it better be good…or Tucker will be joining Geraldo in the annals of incredibly overhyped exposés….his explanation is less than satisfactory:
Sorry, like The Donald and Dubya before him, we call ’em like we see ’em.
Moving on, NRO‘s Kyle Smith accurately assesses the camouflage techniques of…
“Whatkind of president might Joe Biden be should he be elected next Tuesday? No one can really say. Consider two widely circulated Biden videos.
Video one: (context here): Biden, campaigning in the New Hampshire Democratic primary and surrounded by activists, approaches a young progressive who says she worries that he won’t do enough to fight energy companies in the name of climate change.Biden takes her hand and says, “I want you to look in my eyes.I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.We’re going to end fossil fuel.”
Video two: Biden, campaigning for hard-hat votes in Pennsylvania, where fossil fuels harvested via fracking are the basis of an industry that enjoys widespread support, vows “a clean energy strategy that has a place for the energy workers right here in Western Pennsylvania,” adding, “I am not banning fracking. Let me say that again, I am not banning fracking, no matter how many times Donald Trump lies about me.”
So Biden won’t ban fracking, but he will end fossil fuel, which is what fracking is for. Maybe the frackers will be allowed to keep working if they promise to frack only for pixie dust.
Biden is the kind of guy who, when speaking to an audience he thinks contains racist whites, brags about receiving an award from George Wallace or reminisces about his friendships with segregationist Dixiecrat senators such as Strom Thurmond, James Eastland, and John Stennis. Among those who place a high value on fighting for civil rights, though, he concocts a completely false tale about getting arrested trying to visit the great South African Nelson Mandela.
…Joe Biden: human chameleon…”
The thought of Joe swimming nude in his Delaware pool in front of female members of his Secret Service detail while “Dr. Jill” was out of town certainly paints an as-ugly-as-a-chameleon picture.
In a related item forwarded from Jeff Foutch, Frontpage Mag lists the…
“…15. For sale sign prominently displayed outside the White House — Just be sure 10% is set aside for the Big Guy.“
Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:
Then there’s this from Balls Cotton…
…along with an earful from The Golden Bear, brought to us by G. Trevor:
Finally, we’ll call it a month with yet another titillating tale torn from the pages of The Crime Blotter, courtesy today of Bill Meisen and this FOX News report of a pair of sisters who don’t take direction…lawful or otherwise:
“He just asked them to wear masks and use hand sanitizer. And for that, a security guard was stabbed 27 times by a woman while her younger sister held him by his hair in Lawndale over the weekend, Cook County prosecutors said. “It’s the complete randomness of this. It’s terrifying,” Judge Mary Marubio said Tuesday before ordering the siblings held without bail on attempted murder charges.
Before the stabbing at Snipes shoe store Sunday, 18-year-old Jayla Hill took out her cellphone and began filming the security guard who asked her and her sister to leave for refusing to wear masks, prosecutors said. Hill allegedly said she was calling someone to “kick his ass,” prompting the 6-foot-5, 270-pound security guard to reach out and try to grab the phone, prosecutors said.
Hill’s sister, Jessica Hill, 21, allegedly reacted by picking up a trash can that she “smashed” in the 32-year-old security guard’s face. Then, the two sisters began punching the man at the store, at 3258 W. Roosevelt Road, prosecutors said. During the assault that was captured on surveillance cameras, Jessica Hill took out a “comb knife” with a hidden blade and began stabbing the security guard in his neck, back and arms while Jayla Hill grabbed his hair to keep from moving, prosecutors said.
The security guard and an assistant store manager pleaded for the sisters to stop, and when the victim finally broke free, the women allegedly kicked him in the head and body, prosecutors said. “B- – – –,” Jessica Hill allegedly called the security guard, further taunting him that he had gotten “f- – – – – up” by her and her sister.
The women had been acting in self-defense and were “overcharged,” their defense attorney said, arguing that Jayla Hill wouldn’t have been recording at the business if she and her sister intended to commit a crime.(Yeah, and Jessica and Jayla were pursuing careers in brain science and rocket surgery, respectively!)
…The Hill sisters, who have no criminal history, are expected back in court Nov. 4.“
Well, They do now, and we’re so glad they waited until they were adults. Wait, November 4?!? We hope the Hills already voted for Biden by mail!
Other reports state their court-appointed attorney says both young…women…have bipolar disorders. Yeah,…
And when the insanity dawg don’t hunt, it’ll be the legacy of slavery, Jim Crow, systemic racism…and, judging from their appearances, either Fritos or Ho-Hos! Anything but these two trolls bearing any personal responsibility whatsoever for their actions.
Magoo
P.S. the WSJ‘s Kim Strassel and Jim Freeman provide proof positive…as if any were needed…why a vote for The Donald is absolutely necessary next Tuesday!!!
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