It’s Wednesday, August 19th, 2020…but before we begin, the oxymoronic…

Senate Intelligence Committee Releases Final Report From Russia Investigation

Members of the 2016 Trump campaign represented a major counterintelligence risk to the U.S. due to their frequent contacts with individuals with close ties to the Russian government, a bipartisan Senate investigation has concluded.

 

Sorry, but can anyone recall a similar investigation into the “grave counterintelligence threat” posed by then-PRESIDENT Obama’s promise to Putin through his open-mike moment…

…with Medvedev; or then-PRESIDENT Bill Clinton receiving campaign cash DIRECTLY FROM from the COMMUNIST CHINESE GOVERNMENT!!!

And heaven forbid these paragons of virtue and rocket surgery investigate then-VICE-PRESIDENT Joe Biden and his collusion with certain foreign powers…

…which certainly serves to explain the Groper’s attitude towards the ChiComs:

Nothing to see here, America…please move along.

Now, here’s The Gouge!

First up, Jeff Foutch forwarded this telling admission which should have already been aired in a Trump campaign spot:

As Keith Koffler reminds us at White House Dossier

This is not some lunatic. This is from an officially-sanctioned Democratic National Convention event.

With all due respect to Keith, we hardly find the substance of those two sentences mutually exclusive.

Since we’re on the subject of lunatics officially sanctioned by the DNC…as well as the stuff every campaign manager’s dreams…here’s a blast from Biden’s past deserving of encore exposure:

Two thoughts: First, does anyone doubt David Gergen, his accurate assessment of the decision Biden’s repeated plagiarism forces on voters notwithstanding, will still pull the (D) lever come November?

Second, voters didn’t have to wait long for Groper Joe to confirm the correct answer was “C”…

…“A” & “B”: Dishonest and dumb! 

As contributor Geoffrey Griffith noted, Team Trump should air these in appropriately-tailored attack ads in the commercial breaks immediately preceding and following Hairplug’s acceptance speech.

Speaking of items proving patent Progressive prevarication which provide perfect fodder for The Donald’s purposes, there’s these photos of Slick Willy with one of Jeff and Ghislaine’s protégés Clinton’s denied ever meeting

…on a flight he swears he never took.  We can see it in our mind’s eye: Fade from Clinton denying he’s ever even HEARD of Epstein to the photo above with an explanatory caption.  Cut to…

…then to the…

…before concluding with the question, “Do Democrats even KNOW what the truth is?!?”, followed by his infamous…

Then there’s this ready-made Kamala Harris spot:

Which is it, Ms. Harris?  You either believe all women or you don’t; Joe’s either a racist or you’re a…liar.

In a related item courtesy of James Nichols, the U.K.’s Daily Mail highlights another bit of rank hypocrisy which should have accompanied Moochie’s Monday night address:

Barack and the beach house: Longtime friend ‘builds Obama’s multi-million dollar Hawaii ocean villa using loopholes to bypass coastal protection laws’ on site made famous by TV show Magnum PI

 

Here’s the juice: we find it more than passing strange the prophet of anthropogenic global warming, rising tides and impending world-wide environmental catastrophe has chosen to purchase three many-million-dollar properties…

at or slightly above sea level

In another forward from Monsieur Nichols, the Star Advertiser reports…

Bones found on a property tied to Obama, causing tension with Native Hawaiians

 

And here we thought anyone purportedly BORN in a particular locale…

was a native?!?

Then there’s these shots from Bill Meisen showing Boats for Trump steaming straight through the heart of Havana on the Willamette:

The Commies have never been so glad Charlie don’t boat!

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these four bon mots from Ed Hickey…

…along with this associated instant-classic from G. Trevor…

…and this string of Conservative consciousness from Balls Cotton:

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with yet another COVID-19 casualty claimed to be courtesy of The Donald, this time as a…

DNC Speaker Blames Trump For Her Father Dying Of COVID-19That He Caught At Karaoke Bar

 

We’re confused: is she blaming Don Donald or…

…Sonny and Tony Bones?!?

Still, nothing like a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome to kick off the 2020 Dimocratic Convention; or, for that matter, a bad…

…Kasich!

Magoo



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