It’s Monday, September 9th, 2019…but before we begin, here’s a combined effort at misreporting the facts, courtesy of a wholly-inaccurate FOX News headline and a bit of climate-change inspired…exaggeration…on the the part of a Tom Michael “reporting” for The Sun:

Sean Connery fled Hurricane Dorian, says he’s ‘lucky’ his Bahamas mansion escaped damage

“Sean Connery has revealed he was “lucky” to survive after his Bahamas mansion escaped the worst of Hurricane Dorian. The 225 mph mega-storm battered the Caribbean island nation for two days, causing widespread devastation…”

Except he didn’t flee; Connery remained in his home and rode out the storm.  And except Dorian’s highest sustained wind speeds were clocked at 185 mph.  Though we found one source, just one…an article in the highly-suspect WaPo…which mentioned gusts MAY have approached 220 mph, no where could we find any reference whatsoever to 225 mph winds anywhere else than the FOX story and the Sun article it parroted…which, by the way, never mentions Connery fleeing his home.

As Dan Rather, Brian Williams, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden would say, other than that, the story was accurate!

Now, here’s The Gouge!

First up, just when you thought The Left couldn’t get any crazier…or sink any lower…this photo from Carl “The Great One” Polizzi…

…and this headline from Breitbart forwarded by Ed Hickey…

Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change

…should disabuse you of the notion.  Though, as the article records, this stupefying Swede’s NOT THE FIRST!!!

Still, cradling aborted infants and advocating for cannibalism aren’t the only evidence of the Socialist-sourced psychosis rampaging around the planet.  In a related item courtesy of Jeff Foutch, Townhall.com‘s Matt Vespa records how, in the face of six rapes committed by illegal aliens in five weeks, Montgomery County, MD “leaders” misstate the facts while siding with illegals and doubling-down on their indefensible sanctuary policies:

“There has been a lot [of] inaccurate information spread by the White House, President Trump, Acting USCIS Director Ken Cuccinelli, local and national conservative news outlets and neo-Nazi sympathizers regarding our criminal justice system and its process. These individuals and organizations should be ashamed for spreading false information seeking to establish a baseless, illogical and xenophobic connection between a person’s failure to obtain legal status and their propensity to commit a sex crime.“

We’ll take “That’s NOT What They Said” for $1,000, Alex!

Sorry, Montgomery County, but all Team Trump…or anyone else with half a brain…is noting is a clear, common-sense connection between the presence of at least six known rapists with no legal right to reside within your borders and a welcome mat you threw out!

Since we’re on the subject of Progressives who play by their own rules, writing at NRO, Kevin Williamson relates how at least one otherwise-uninspiring presidential wanna-be has raised his sights to…

Playing God

The Democrats take a pause from persecuting Christians to try to coopt them.

“Pete Buttigieg, like Elwood Blues, is on a mission from God — or so he seems to think. Penguins beware.

Buttigieg has managed to make an impression on the impressionable by insisting that God must surely regard air pollution as, in the idiotic idiom of the time, “messed up.” The sin of presumption (not to mention deliberately misstating Scripture!) apparently has been omitted from Mayor Pete’s negligent Episcopalian Sunday school curriculum.

It is remarkable how far this meretricious kind of thing goes with the mush-brained partisans who dominate our political discourse in anno Domini 2019. Christian conservatives were writing about the moral relevance of environmental attitudes as early as the 1930s: T. S. Eliot, noting contemporary concerns about soil erosion and unwelcome changes in agricultural practice, argued that “a wrong attitude towards nature implies, somewhere, a wrong attitude towards God.” Papal encyclicals and apostolic letters have addressed related subjects. Volumes have been written on them. To this, Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg of Harvard and Pembroke College, Oxford, adds:

“Messed up.”

Dude.

…You can get a good sense of the intellectual vacuity (and religious sterility, if you’re interested in that) of this mode of politics from, e.g., Kirsten Powers’s banal and illiterate conversation with Buttigieg, written up for general amusement in USA Today. (You will not be surprised to read that Mayor Pete has “started a crucial conversation,” and has proceeded from cliché to cliché.) Powers, when she is not half-chiding her fellow Christian for showing what she considers excessive grace to people who have naughty political ideas (one wonders what she would consider insufficient grace), hits the reader with a few insights that are not exactly blistering in their originality: Jesus, she says, never mentioned abortion (but then, neither does the Constitution), while He did speak a great deal about looking after the poor. Powers writes this as though Christianity had been planted in a cultural vacuum and as though “feed my sheep” were synonymous with “vote for the party of the welfare state no matter what other horrifying business may be on their agenda” — and as though these kinds of issues had not been the subject of centuries of Christian inquiry. The New Testament is silent on the questions of, among other things, child pornography and cannibalism, but Christians are not expected to maintain a morally indifferent attitude toward these. Still less would Christians be expected to maintain such indifference in the face of the Supreme Court’s happening upon a right to cannibalism lurking in some unexplored constitutional penumbra and the subsequent establishment of a franchised chain of coast-to-coast cannibalism outlets enjoying public subsidies.

…In any event, I do hope the divine-right-to-abortion crowd will forgive their co-religionists if we roll our eyes a little while they pretend for five minutes to care what the pope thinks about x, y, or z, but only when it serves partisan Democratic interests to do so, or when they pronounce with Falwellian certitude that Jesus would have supported a cap-and-trade regime or federal subsidies for sex-change operations, or that some notion of Bible-based morality renders tax reform impossible. We could all do with fewer lectures on “grace” from the people who would dispatch federal bayonets to force septuagenarian nuns to underwrite contraception coverage in order to press a petty political advantage for no purpose other than precedent and humiliation.

I will not presume to speak on behalf of the Almighty — who has not, as a matter of fact, requested my opinion on the matter — but even taking into account that the Lord works in mysterious ways and that He seems to have a bizarre and occasionally cruel sense of humor, it is difficult to imagine an omnipotence worth having that is constrained to express itself through the instrument of Pete Buttigieg, who looked at creation and saw that it was…messed up.

“Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail me now.” The Blues Brothers had a mission from God, too — and a much more developed systematic theology than the one clouding the mind of the esteemed gentleman from South Bend, Ind.“

Au contraire, mon petit Pete: but to borrow a phrase from Joshua, “if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve…But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.  And we for one don’t mind going on the record as not giving a fig for your deliberate misinterpretation of Scripture.

And in the EnvironMental Moment, writing at his Best of the Web, Jim Freeman asks…

Can the Climate Cause Survive the Democratic Primaries?

Candidates make it hard to take the issue seriously.

“Conservatives have often suspected that radical environmentalism is simply a vehicle to expand government. Democratic presidential candidates seem eager to confirm it.

Campaigning against everything from plastic straws to cheeseburgers at CNN’s Wednesday night “Climate Crisis Town Hall,” the leading contenders for the Democratic nomination agreed that to avoid a climate catastrophe they’re willing to do almost anything—except support a proven zero-emission energy source…”

We’ll give you one guess what it is…

…and why they hate it so.  Give up?  Because to acknowledge the effectiveness of nuclear power means admitting we DON’T NEED renewables!!!

In a related item courtesy of Jeff Foutch, writing at ForeignPolicy.com, one Jason Hickel belatedly…and begrudgingly…recognizes…

The Limits of Clean Energy

If the world isn’t careful, renewable energy could become as destructive as fossil fuels.

The writer echoes the realities of renewables Mark Mills expressed in a WST commentary featured in The Daily Gouge back on August 14th.

If you didn’t read Hickel’s pro-junk-science-of-anthropogenic-global-warming polemic, you really should, as it:

1. Acknowledges the insurmountable mining/manufacturing problems the Green New Deal and renewables present.

2. Condemns fossil fuels without any justification or reason.

3. Dismisses nuclear as taking too much time to construct while failing to note the only reason they do is unnecessary environmental red tape and frivolous lawsuits.

4. Concludes the only answer is using less energy and mandating longer-lifespans for manufactured goods.

In other words, Hickel supports an utterly unworkable solution to a problem which doesn’t exist…while advocating for an absolutely impractical alternative.  Why not just suggest the world generate energy from…

These people are, quite literally, out of their minds.

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these memes from Ed Hickey…

…as well as this one from Jimmy Crilley…

…and this keeper from Speed Mach celebrating yet another season of NFL football we won’t be watching:

And you know what?  We don’t miss it at all!

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with another sordid story straight from the pages of The Crime Blotter, as an…

Illinois man is left seriously injured after vicious bowling ball attack

“…Damante Williams, 28, was involved in a fight at Town Hall Bowl in Cicero when another man picked up a bowling ball and threw it at him, striking Williams in the head, according to CBS Chicago.

Investigators say the suspect fled the scene in a 2018 Range Rover with Wisconsin license plate AFS3400…”

One more example of how the legacy of slavery and Jim Crow, mixed with contemporary White privilege and racism inspired by Donald Trump, has set Blacks at each other’s throats…or in this case, heads.  Whatever.

We’ll be taking some time off the rest of the week for a little rest and relaxation, so until next Monday…or possibly Wednesday…

Magoo