It’s Monday, July 8th, 2019…but before we begin, we have to share at least a few of the innumerable memes birthed by Trump’s latest misstatement during his 4th of July celebration, courtesy of Balls Cotton…

…along with our personal favorite courtesy of two of our sons, Travis and Michael:

While we’d be willing to bet most of the above were created by Trump supporters poking fun at his latest mangling of the English language (we, for example, added the “Cornwallis of Yorktown” verbiage to the Washington cockpit photo), we can’t recall any of Barry’s or Uncle Joe’s gobs of gaffes garnering similar attention from the MSM.

In fact, while Jim Acosta somehow felt it necessary to inform an increasingly uninformed and MISeducated America…

…a rather intensive search of the internet for this most-partisan of Progressive propagandists having provided similar scrutiny of Obama’s claim to have visited all 57 states garnered nary a result.

Remember, the MSM isn’t biased; they’re just trying to save us from our horribly ill-considered decision.  Just ASK ’em.

Now, here’s The Gouge!

First up, since we’re on the subject of The Donald’s 4th of July spectacular, as this item from Summit News via Jeff Foutch details…

Media Predictions of “Tiny Crowd” For Trump July 4 Speech Proven Spectacularly Wrong

As Rah would have observed, when it comes to the MSM’s coverage of anything Trump, it’s not that they’re always…

Speaking of predictions, Reuters is reporting…

An earthquake’s impact can be predicted – but only after it hits

Now if they can only make it work for hurricanes and tornados!

Next up, the planet’s premier Counterfeit News Network wants to focus your attention on the following:

2nd Customs and Border Protection-connected secret Facebook group shows mocking images

Here’s the juice: these bastages having just attempted what amounts to a coup d’état…

…a putsch as it were, the MSM wants to divert your attention to a couple CBP Facebook groups. 

Nothing to see here, folks; please move along!

Since we’re on the subject of the Fourth Estate’s deliberately deceptive coverage of the situation at the border, Townhall.com‘s Matt Vespa highlights how…

Once Again, Democrats Are Proven Wrong About The Border Crisis…And This Time ISIS Is Involved

Though we must confess the jury’s still out (i.e., these four may or may not end up having had any connection to Islamic terror), the fact remains this wouldn’t be the first time U.S.-bound Islamic terrorists were apprehended in Central America.

None of which prevents Progressive politicians and their propagandists in the Press from attempting to minimize the threat.

Which brings us to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s this cartoon from Ed Hickey…

…as well as these two discriminating characterizations of the 2020 Dimocratic field from Mark Foster:

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with the EnvironMental Moment, brought to us today by FOX News and an alcohol-fueled conflagration of truly epic proportions:

Thousands of fish perish after fire at Jim Beam warehouse

“The Jim Beam warehouse fire in Kentucky has begun to cause environmental damage to the local wildlife, as thousands of dead fish have littered the Kentucky River and are floating downstream.

Environmental officials in Kentucky say the water used to put out the blaze that consumed 45,000 barrels of bourbon has reached the nearby creek and eventually the river…”

Rumors the fish aren’t dead…

…but rather passed-out, dead-stinking drunk remain unconfirmed…though the fact something stinks is beyond doubt.

Meanwhile, the thought of some 45,000 barrels of fine Kentucky Bourbon going up in flames left at least one area resident despondent:

Magoo