“A 23-year-old woman has revealed her incredible transformation after spending more than $8,000 on body modifications, including a split tongue and blue inkings on her eyeballs. Amber Luke, who is dubbed “Blue Eyes White Dragon” by pals, developed an addiction to tattoos at the tender age of 16, and now has more than 50 designs.
The body piercer, from Australia, told Daily Mail Australia: “I have no regrets whatsoever. I’m absolutely in love with my image.”Amber says she “hated” the way she used to look and thought her blonde locks and flawless skin were “very plain” and “boring.”
She got her first tattoo as a teen as she “craved to know what the feeling was like” and had three inkings by the time she was 18. “I developed an addiction at 16 years of age,” she said.
Luke risked going permanently blind after getting her eyeballs tattooed with blue ink. She says the 40-minute procedure was “very painful” and left her unable to see properly for three weeks.
(Here’s the Money Quote!) Amber says her close friends and family have supported her transformation.
Pushing the makeover boundaries further, Luke had her tongue split and silicone inserted into her ears so they looked more “pointy.”…But she’s not stopping there. Luke plans to sharpen her two fang teeth (Great reporting: those are called “canines”, not “fang teeth”!) into “vampire teeth” and is getting another tattoo on her right leg.“
Consider the Money Quote above: “Amber says her close friends and family have supported her transformation“.
Two quick thoughts: first, “transformation” our a*s; who the hell is she…
…Jame Gumb?!? Last time we looked, Jame was a completely psychotic serial killer.
Second, if the Money Quoteis accurate, one of three things must be true: (1) Amber’s lying; (2) Amber’s close friends and family are counterproductive/destructive enablers; or, (3)…
…they’re every bit as crazy as she is.
Sorry, but with all due apologies to the mentally ill, derangement and delusion on your part in no way requires acceptance and celebration of your particular problem on ours!
Here’s the juice: folks like Amber are…
The sooner America calls a psychotic spade a psychotic spade, the sooner Amber and her ilk will receive thehelp they so desperately need, rather than the ersatz encouragement they currently collect.
Now, here’s The Gouge!
First up, when it comes to the significance of the overhyped Singapore Summit, we’re with Jim Geraghty as he relates how…
“I wanted to give the president and the administration the benefit of the doubt on the North Korean summit. After all, as Winston Churchill said, “to jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.”
Let’s start with the positive. If Trump is right, then indeed the North Koreans have made the largest concession we wanted: “They’re going to get rid of their nuclear weapons…Now, we’re going to see. I mean, they’re going to start working on it immediately. We’re going to work with South Korea. We’re going to work with Japan. We’re going to work with China.”
Analysts agree that the only way to confirm whatever nuclear promises North Korea’s might make over time would be “an intrusive monitoring and inspection system,” as Frank Aum, a former Department of Defense senior advisor on North Korea, puts it. But Aum notes that any successes from the summit would more likely be broad verbal and written commitments, with specific details still months or years away…
…But America just agreed to North Korea’s top demand…”
Unlike the hypocrisy evidenced in Jim Freeman’s recounting of The New York Times coverage of the summit, we have no problem poking holes in The Donald’s version of…
…just as we did William Jefferson Clinton‘s, George W. Bush‘s and Barack Hussein Obama‘s before him.
Still, this attempted rewriting of history by an acolyte of the Administration which brought us the Iran deal…
“On the face of it, seems like a pretty big concession,” said Brian McKeon, who was a senior Pentagon official during the Obama administration.
Meanwhile, Progressive prevarication and hypocrisy aside, we’re with the Editorial Board of the WSJ as they observe…
“If the past is a guide, all of this will be subject to painful and perhaps endless negotiation, and the North will insist on concessions from the U.S. at every stage. Having committed to talks, Mr. Trump will be under pressure to make more concessions lest Kim walk away.”
Since we’re on the subject of people (we’re referring to Obama and Kim) we wish would just die already:
John McCain:
Rhah might just as well have been directly addressinghim.
Speaking of those deserving of deportation, as detailed at the Morning Jolt…
Afederal judge instituted a one-month delayon the deportation order for Pablo Villavicencio, that Brooklyn pizza-delivery guy who had been in the country illegally for eight years.
New York governor Andrew Cuomo, facing a surprisingly tough Democratic primary fight in his reelection bid, now is arguing, “His arrest and detention appears to be a result of ethnic profiling and does nothing to make our communities safer.”Cuomo doesn’t specify how the arrest stemmed from “ethnic profiling”; he was arrested when the outstanding warrant was discovered after Villavicencio couldn’t show a military-recognized identification to get onto a military base in Brooklyn.
Cuomo also calls Villavicencio “law-abiding,” which is an interesting adjective for someone who promises a judge he will leave the country within two months and instead chooses to stay for eight years.
Villavicencio’s defenders insist his deportation is fundamentally unjust. What they never quite get around to saying is what the consequence should be if you promise a judge you will leave the country, are explicitly warned that the penalty of not keeping your word is automatic deportation, and then break that promise. Their silence on this point suggests that they believe the consequence should be…nothing.
“A Domino’s customer claims the store manager called him the N-word after a misplaced order led to an argument between the two. Marlon Robinson took cell phone video of the altercation between him and the pizza chain employee, which took place May 5. The encounter became heated after Robinson confronted the store manager over his misplaced pizza order.
According to Yechezkel Rodal, Robinson’s attorney, he had ordered pizza in Pembroke Pines, Fla. on the Domino’s app, but it was sent to the wrong location. When he called the store, an employee named Amy apologized for the mix up and told him she would send his order to the correct location and give him 50 percent off for the trouble.After about two hours of waiting, Robinson’s food still hadn’t shown up, so he decided to drive to the store with his two daughters to pick up the food.
When he arrived at Domino’s, Robinson claims the manager was unwilling to honor the discount he’d been promised from the other location.(Whichstore/location?)Robinson, who claims he’s dealt with mistreatment and racism at Domino’s in the past, then began filming the encounter.
“You’re the manager, I’m the customer. Act accordingly,” he’s heard telling the employee. “I ain’t your friend! You don’t talk to me like that!” he continues.
The argument between the two men gets heated, and when Robinson hands over his money to pay, the employee throws his pizza boxes on the ground.It is then that the employee reportedly called Robinson the N-word, so he asked for his money back and left…”
So Mr. Robinson, aka…
…has “dealt with mistreatment and racism at Domino’s in the past”; in the immortal words of Warner Wolf…
Sorry, but when everyone in the video isBlack, how does that constitute racism?!?
Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:
Then there’s this string of memorable memes forwarded from Balls Cotton:
Finally, we’ll call it a wrap by circling back to our opening with what we can only describe as, courtesy of George Lawlor, a cross between News of the Bizarre and yet another titillating tale torn from the pages of The Crime Blotter:
“A Nassau County Family Court judge ordered the 15-year-old driver of a sport utility vehicle crash that killed three Uniondale teens to undergo a psychiatric evaluation at a hospital on Monday. Cindy Sanchez Oliva, a ninth-grader at Uniondale High School, was brought into a courtroom to face three counts of second-degree manslaughter and three counts of criminally negligent homicide.
Julia D’Agostino, Nassau County deputy bureau chief of the Family Court Bureau, presented the charges against Sanchez, and asked the judge to remand her to the juvenile detention, saying the teen has a “history of truancy” and associates with gang members.
James Toner, a Mineola-based attorney representing Sanchez, entered a denial on the teen’s behalf. Toner told the judge that Sanchez drove because the “designated driver was high or drunk”although none of the teens has a driver’s license.Toner asked the judge to release Sanchez to custody of her mother, Maria Oliva, who was in the courtroom. “She’s very sad. She’s very distraught,” Toner said.
…It’s alleged that Sanchez was driving 60 to 80 mph, he said outside the courtroom. She tested negative for alcohol and drugs, her attorney said. Sanchez was driving nine passengers, including her 18-month-old son, to Jones Beach on the Meadowbrook State Parkway Friday, speeding and weaving in and out of traffic, State Police said. The SUV flipped several times and landed in the marsh along the parkway’s shoulder south of Merrick Road in Freeport around 11:40 a.m., police said.
David Sanchez, the driver’s 13-year-old brother; Marlon Carbajal, the 15-year-old son of the vehicle’s owner; and Herbert Leo Avilles-Maravilla, 16, died after they were ejected from the vehicle, State Police said. They had not been wearing seat belts. Six other Uniondale teenagers, ranging in age from 13 to 17, and the toddler suffered injuries that were not considered life-threatening, police said. The driver sustained a fractured elbow.
The SUV, a 2005 Chevrolet TrailBlazer, had been reported stolen by William Carbajal, Marlon’s father. D’Agostino told the judge the teens had planned last Monday to cut class and head to the beach on Friday…”
Sorry, but Senior Pranks is one thing; Freshman Drive to the Beach and Kill All My Friends is quite another!
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