The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, September 12th 2022

On September 22, 2022, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Monday, September 12th, 2022…but before we begin…

…NEVER forget

Now, as we’ve a limited amount of time before departing for L.A., here’s a truncated chapter of The Gouge!

Here’s a septet of specially-selected items certain to pique the interest of inquiring Conservative minds:

(1). Doctor Michael Shellenberger offers as succinct and accurate an assessment of the way Progressives create problems which they then deliberately refuse to solve so as to dismantle society as we’ve ever read: 

(2). In a related item, when one of her students used the term “pedophile”, listen as a…

As Townhall.com informs us, Amber Parker is no longer employed by the El Paso Independent School District…but anyone wanna bet she’ll be able to find employment in a number of other school systems on either coast?!?

(3). South Carolina Dimocrats are calling for their own Senate candidate to withdraw from her race to unseat Republican Tim Scott after Project Veritas published recordings of Krystle Matthews making blatantly racist remarks…about Whites.

(4). In what should come as a surprise to no one with half an ounce of common sense, Brigham Young announced that, following an “extensive” investigation, there has been no evidence to corroborate an allegation made by a Duke women’s volleyball player that she was subjected to racial slurs during a game at BYU last month.

Keep in mind, the Duke player’s aunt, shown above, who is running for office in Texas, announced the lie prior to the player even publicizing it.

Inexplicably, or should we say incredibly, the coach of the South Carolina women’s basketball team who so incautiously cancelled the Lady Gamecock’s home-and-home series before knowing anything resembling the truth.  continues  “I continue to stand by my position. After my personal research, I made a decision for the well-being of my team. I regret that my university, my athletics director Ray Tanner and others got drawn into the criticism of a choice that I made.” 

(5). Consider the following headline…Irish Teacher Imprisoned for Continuing to Teach after Refusing to Use ‘Gender-Neutral’ Pronouns…then answer this question: For what reason was this teacher imprisoned?  Hint: If you said “for refusing to use gender-neutral pronouns, you’d be wrong.

(6). The Journal Editorial Board compares the incredibly inane White House claim Biden’s illegal student loan forgiveness is “all paid for” to the concept Americans who borrow $50,000 to buy a car one year will have saved $50,000 in the next, which they can spend on a luxury vacation in the Caribbean, adding, “It’s no wonder so many students don’t feel they should have to pay for their indulgences when political leaders don’t either.”

(7). Speaking of over-indulged individuals, connecting through Chicago on our return from the spectacular state of Montana, we passed a “gentleman” at gate B-6 singing and playing the electric guitar he had plugged into the outlet under his seat.  Upon reaching gate B-7 to catch our flight to BWI, we met encountered the Pilates Queen of O’Hare, who was well into an exercise routine which lasted a good 20 minutes after our arrival.

We mention this only because the two Millennials we met are part of a generation who’ve rarely if ever been told “no”, likely never been taught the norms of polite society or the concept of boundaries.  We can’t speak for everyone in the areas around gates B-6 and B-7, but we for one wanted to give Guitar Man the Blutarsky treatment:

As for the lithesome Pilates Queen, who eventually worked up enough of a sweat to remove her jacket, we’re as committed to regular exercise as the next guy or gal, but there’s a time and a place for everything, at gate B-7 isn’t the appropriate venue for a workout.  We can only imagine how much the person who sat next to her on her flight out appreciated the odor which accompanied her glistening.

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these from Balls Cotton…

…Speed…

…and the lovely Shannon:

Finally, anyone requiring an effective emetic or powerful purgative need only watch this video of Charlie Christ, a “man” who will do or say anything to avoid ever having to earn an honest living:

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