It’s Monday, September 4th, 2022…but before we begin, not making light of the horrific nature of this crime…

Police searching for two suspects, suggest some victims might have been targeted

…it’s a good thing the Boy King outlawed guns.  No word yet…

…on whether the killers used a knife meant only to take lives.

In a related item highlighting the insanity of attempting to enforce laws on the lawless by restricting the rights of the righteous, FOX reports…

Chicago police investigating eight homicides, dozens of shootings over Labor Day weekend

Hey, not worry: there’s still a day in the long weekend yet to go.

Now, largely due to us enjoying the long weekend, here’s another somewhat shortened chapter of The Gouge!

(1). We’ll limit our thoughts on Biden’s blatant demagogic fascism to these three graphics…

…and these commentaries on what:

(i) Charlie Cooke termed a catastrophic speech.

(ii) Prompted Kevin Williamson to ask, “Will the REAL semi-fascist please stand up?“

(iii) The Editors at the WSJ termed  Biden holding a Trump rally; and…

(iv) An authentic Black MAGA legal immigrant who explains why Biden’s words were not only dangerous, but downright anti-American.

We conclude our coverage of a speech that would have made Joseph Goebbels proud with this tweet from Mollie Hemingway forwarded from the Nickel:

“Whoops I did an accidental fascism and declared war on most of the country and am now going to dramatically and absurdly walk it back after my corporate media legion humiliated themselves by defending me.” — Joe Biden https://t.co/AEkomShMtS

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 2, 2022

Yeah,…the last time 46* made a similar misstatement he green-lighted Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.  Now, he’s inviting civil war.

(2). Read this forward from Jeff Foutch regarding Michigan’s Secretary of State fighting to keep 26,000 deceased Wolverines on the state’s voting rolls and tell us with a straight face Dimocratic devised voter fraud isn’t a massive problem.

(3). Something tells us, unlike Jeffrey Epstein’s convenient demise, this suicide was an admission of guilt.

(4). The convicted sex offender accused of putting a New York man in a coma with a vicious sucker punch says he “blacked out” during the attack and claimshe is not a “violent person“:

“That sh– don’t make no sense,” 55-year-old Van Phu Bui told the New York Post in a jailhouse interview. “He’s alive. He’s not dead. I thank God he survived. I didn’t want to hurt him that bad. I just hit him once. I can’t really remember anything,” Bui added. “I was so mad. I blacked out.”

Just so we have this straight, despite being unable to remember anything, you definitely recall you threw just one punch, and didn’t have any desire to harm him.  Yeah,…

(5). The recent alleged (emphasis on “alleged“!) Duke-BYU women’s volleyball incident is now affecting the upcoming basketball season (which doesn’t start for practically another three months), as the Black head coach of the South Carolina Lady Gamecocks doesn’t “feel this is the right time for us to engage” in a home-and-home” with the Cougars.

(6). Minneapolis-based utility company Xcel Energy locked the thermostats of 22,000 Colorado customers amid 90- degree temperatures, citing an “energy emergency“.  In the interest of full disclosure, it seems the customers in question “chose to be a part” of a program which permitted Xcel to lock their thermostats at times of the utility’s choosing in exchange for discounted electrical rates.  Proving yet again there’s no such thing as a free lunch.  Hope those folks had some box fans.

(7). And in a related item from the Whoever Didn’t See This Coming is an Utter Idiot segment, mere hours after the G-7 countries agreed to a price cap for Russian crude this winter, Russia decided to keep the Nord Stream pipeline spigot off INDEFINITELY, citing “mechanical problems”.  You know,…’cause pipelines are so incredibly complex.  But no worries, there’s surely enough solar and wind-generated electricity to go around.

Okay, maybe not!

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these from Balls…

…and Ed Hickey:

Magoo

Video of the Day

Courtesy of the Nickel, the campaign ad Gavin Newsom DOESN’T want you to see…meaning Republicans should begin running it immediately after he announces for President. BTW, the same ad can be used against any other Dimocrat office-seeker.

Tales of The Darkside 

Coming soon to a continent and country very near and dear to you!

On the Lighter Side

Biden’s completely unconstitutional student loan forgiveness edict explained.