“Let me give you an example of exactly how dumb and dishonest our gun-control debate is.

In his dopey candlelight-vigil speech on the issue, President Joe Biden said a lot of dumb things, some of them intentionally and some of them hilariously unintentional. Leave it to Joe Biden of all people to worry about “gum control” — sic — something he has never quite mastered.

One of Biden’s complaints was about the fact that if the federal government fails to complete the background check on a would-be gun-buyer within three business days, then the sale may proceed. (May, not must: It is up to the seller.) That is true. In the overwhelming majority of cases, this is just the federal government being its predictably slow and ineffective self. I have had background checks time-out myself, more than once.

However, in a few cases, a sale that should not have been approved ends up getting greenlighted because the clock runs out. Biden proposes to change the law to forbid that. That probably is not going to happen and definitely should not happen: The deadline was put into the law in the first place to stop the federal government from using bureaucratic delays to create a shadow ban on firearms sales.

Here’s the thing: President Biden could do something about this problem — today— if he wanted to, and he doesn’t need Congress’s approval or any change in the law.

Right now, when the federal government finds out that a sale that should have been stopped has proceeded because of the time limit, it does — this part will not surprise you! — absolutely nothing. Somewhere in some subbasement somewhere in the bowels of Washington, some bureaucrat mutters to himself, “Well, that’s unfortunate.” And then nothing else happens.

These are sales for which people have filed the requisite paperwork at a licensed firearms dealer. That means that we not only have the name, address, Social Security number, and other information about the buyer, we also have the make, model, and serial number of the firearm that changed hands. All it would take would be for someone to go and get the gun.

You don’t need Batman to fight that crime — you need a guy with a car and a shoebox.

Sending somebody out to pick up those guns would be a real improvement for several reasons: For one, we’d be taking a gun out of the hand of a prohibited person, which is good in and of itself. Second, in almost every case, a prohibited person who buys from a licensed retailer does so by lying on his application — as Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, pretty obviously did when acquiring a handgun a few years ago. (Hunter Biden is a prohibited person because he is a drug addict, and if he had not lied about that fact on his application, then it would have been rejected.) That means that we not only have the opportunity to take the gun away, we also have the opportunity to arrest the offender for a serious gun crime. Often, there will be at least two charges that could be made: felon in possession (which by itself can bring as much as ten years in prison) and making a false statement to acquire a firearm — a fifth-degree federal felony.

If we wanted to, we could take those guns — and those criminals — off the streets.

President Biden does not need Congress to change the law to make that happen. He does not need Mitch McConnell’s permission.Nobody can filibuster him. All he has to do is pick up the phone or put his name on a memo and instruct the lazy, useless, complacent, feckless, self-serving, waiting-around-for-their-retirements bums who work for him to get off their asses and do the job we pay them to do. You don’t need a SWAT team for this — Skippy the Intern should be able to handle most of this work just fine.

But, of course, Biden will not do what is within his power — and not only because it would mean locking people up for a crime committed by his idiot crackhead son.

Likewise, Biden could instruct the U.S. attorneys — the federal prosecutors who serve at his pleasure — to start prosecuting straw-buyer cases and start putting real federal time on the table for the people who do so much to provide our nation’s career criminals with a steady supply of firearms. But he won’t do that, either.

It is not news that Joe Biden is a dishonest, lazy, conniving partisan coward. That has been clear since the last days of disco. But if there are any intellectually honest Democrats left out there — and if there are, please, stand up and be counted — they should be asking why Biden will not do the things that he can do, especially given the fact that doing these things would put the crosshairs on actual criminals, something we should all be able to get behind.

The numbers are what they are: More than 80 percent of our murderers are habitual criminals with a half-dozen prior arrests, while 0.8 percent of the criminals in custody who used firearms in the crimes that got them locked up got that firearm from one of those gun shows that Democrats are always going on about. If we were serious about gun crime, we would hunt where the ducks are.

But Democrats have no interest in that, because they have an enemies list that supersedes substantive considerations.

So, President Biden: How about we keep our constitutional rights, and you and the people who work for you start doing your goddamned jobs?

There’s your bipartisan solution.“

Jesse Watters hits the Progressive nail on its proverbial head:

BTW, here’s a piece of the FBI data Jesse mentioned:

Next, we offer a sextet (not including content from the laptop of the smartest man Joe knows!) of items specially-selected for inquiring Conservative minds:

(1). In a related item, shocking no one, NRO reports over 70 percent of Americans disapprove of Biden’s handling of soaring inflation and gas prices; What should REALLY shock you is the fact the same poll indicates some 28% of the country are content with Bidinflation:

(2). First Joe surrendered to the Taliban, now he’s surrendering to the Saudis.  Is Biden of French ancestry?!?

(3). The Washington Free Beacon lists the 8 most insane proposals in California’s 492-page Reparations Report.  And here we thought California entered the Union as a free state as part of the Compromise of 1850.  Silly us.

(4). Courtesy of Corky, Howie Carr details how his commencement address at the Naval Academy was just another delirious day trip for Biden, unstuck in time again.

(5). Here’s a truism forwarded by Balls Cotton which is applicable to every single lying Socialist in history, from Lenin to Lori Lightfoot:

(6). Then there’s Elie Mystal, The Nation’s “justice” correspondent, who recently argued the Second Amendment was only intended for preserving slavery and ending slave revolts.

Yes, Elie…

…because the United States had just fought a seven-year war to free itself from the tyranny of slave revolts…not to mention all those…

…despotic deer!

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these Heard mentality memes from Speed…

…and Balls Cotton…

…along with this one from an indeterminate source:

Then there’s five more from Balls…

…and one more each from the lovely Shannon… 

…and Speed:

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with the Sports Section, and a serving of just desserts: bad things happening to bad people as…

NBA commissioner Adam Silver says league lost ‘hundreds of millions’ of dollars after fallout with China