It’s Wednesday, March 31st, 2021…but before we begin, what press conference was Dana Perino watching…

…or by what slanted scale is she rating 46*’s performance?!?  Sorry, but Dana’s either utterly lacking in judgment, or her assessment reflects the position of a Swamp creature desirous of maintaining her status, as there’s no way on earth The Groper’s performance even remotely approached “fine”.

Now, here’s The Gouge!

We lead off the mid-week edition with two items on Lieawatha’s recent kerfuffle with Amazon, as, when considered in combination with the subject matter of offering (4). below, it provides a vivid picture of what Socialist have in store with their reordering of Amerika.  First, Best of the Web‘s Jim Freeman reminds us of the…

First Rule of Beltway Fight Club: Companies Can’t Defend Themselves

Amazon commits a media sin by responding to attacks from Warren and Sanders.

“…Given Sen. Warren’s appalling threat to silence even a business that frequently promotes left-wing causes, one wonders what she has in mind for the businesses she doesn’t like…”

Second, NRO‘s Kevin Williamson weighs in with one of his best commentaries ever, as he not-so-subtly makes the point…

“…Here in the United States, we have a nifty thing called the Bill of Rights, which means that everybody — everybody — is powerful enough to heckle a senator. It goes with the job you effin’ dolt. (See? Heckling is easy!) This isn’t North Korea or Venezuela or East Germany — not yet! — where people have to be afraid of criticizing those who hold government office. The fact that Senator Warren so obviously wishes that it were so is a real good reason to retire her pronto.

Heckling pissant politicians is our national pastime. It’s what we do. We have a word for the kind of society in which those without power are too terrified of those with power to criticize them: tyranny.

And tyranny is what Senator Warren plainly desires — if we take her at her own word. Of course, there are lots of reasons not to take her at her own word, beginning with the fact that she is a habitual liar.

If Senator Warren weren’t dumber than nine chickens and as useless as teats on a boar hog, it would be genuinely surprising that she would put this political extortion threat into writing and publish it. Because that is what she is doing and what must be understood: Senator Warren is threatening to use the power of her office to impose economic sanctions on Americans to keep them from publicly criticizing her. I don’t have any particular sympathy for the recreant techno-bullies over in Jeff Bezos’s shop — I think it is just damned weird that our nation’s biggest bookseller is also our premier book-banner — but once you accept this kind of abuse of political power, it’s a short route to chaos…”

Then again, chaos is precisely what Warren and her fellow travelers desire, as evidenced by what they’ve encouraged ever since George Floyd’s suicide-by-fentanyl last May.  BTW, google George Floyd: he’s listed NOT as a career criminal and drug addict…

…but a “American hip-hop artist”.  Yeah,…

Next up, courtesy of Balls Cotton, in what is, at least for now, a brilliant piece of parody, The Babylon Bee tells us…

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

As the incomparable Stilton Jarlsberg so insightfully observed…

Moving on, seven more items presented for your perusal which should prove of interest to inquiring minds:

(1). Here’s a statement you won’t see getting any traction in the MSM, as NRO informs us top Georgia elections officials said Democrats’ claims the state’s new voting law amounts to “voter suppression” are comparable to former President Trump’s allegations systemic voter fraud cost him victory in the state.

(2). Commenting on the deadly carjacking in D.C. last week, NRO’s Alexandra DeSanctis writes, “Anwar’s death was caught on video, but I warn you, the footage is horrifyingly graphic.”  Does the video evoke sympathy for Mr. Anwar and disgust for the killers?  Yes.  Is it “horrifyingly graphic”?  We report, you decide, but mark us down as a significantly less-than-horrified “no“.

(3). In a shocking development, NRO is reporting the WHO has dismissed a Wuhan lab leak as the source of the Wuhan virus.

(4). Meanwhile, in a move which would do Xi proud, power-hungry bureaucrats now plan on forcing Americans to subject themselves to “vaccine passports.”

As Naomi Wolf noted, “I am not overstating this; I can’t say it forcefully enough, this is literally the end of human liberty in the West if this plan unfolds.”  Though her video’s somewhat lengthy, it’s well worth the watch.  For those short on time, you’ll get her point in the first five minutes.

Here’s the juice: Does anyone think this will stop with the Wuhan vaccine?  No, it’s the very embodiment of the mark of the Beast.

(5). Kristi Noem kisses her Conservative credentials and political future…

(6). Well THAT didn’t take long!

(7). Maybe it’s because gorgons like Kommielaa not only shouldn’t be seen, but under no circumstances whatsoever heard:

Seriously, if Medusa had a laugh to match her looks, this would have been it.

And in the EnvironMental Moment, courtesy today of Jeff Foutch, No Tricks Zone informs us…

Antarctic Sea Ice Grows 2 Million Sq. Km – Area As Big As Saudi Arabia

BTW, the author states, “Yes, man has caused some of the warming, but not all – and it certainly isn’t catastrophic”, an assertion with which neither contributor Foutch nor we agree.  

Which brings us to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s this from the Penguin…

…another from the lovely Shannon…

…four more from Balls Cotton…

…and last, but certainly not least, this via Mark Foster:

Yeah,…a pizza sheet whose toppings have slid off the crust.

Magoo

Video of the Day

The director of the CDC almost loses it after claiming to losing the script…though her eyes continue to dart downward to the teleprompter. If this really was a pandemic instead of a scamdemic, this is the LAST person we’d want directing the response.

Tales of The Darkside

These people must believe us, quite literally, to be utter idiots as they continue their narrative of “Orange Man bad, Insensate Groper good”. It’s almost as if Birx never influenced Trump’s policies, nor was Trump instrumental in the development of the very vaccines 46* claims responsibility for administering.

On the Lighter Side

The Gropah Dope, at it again!