The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, March 27th, 2023…but before we begin, it’s evident one seafoam-green-sporting fat, ugly, useless cow… …is seeking a gig at either MSDNC or the Communist News Network.  Sorry, Dean Steinbach, but Stacey Abrams… …already has that position sewed up…in a XXXL-5-lb.-bag-holding-10.lbs. incredibly overstretched suit!  Aye, Captain, she’s going to blow, ’cause…  Now, here’s […]

It’s Friday, March 24th, 2023…but before we begin, NRO‘s Noah Rothman reveals… How We Know That ‘Woke’ Is Losing Rather than change their tactics, progressives change the language — as they’ve done so many times before.   But as a report from Brittney Bernstein indicates, The Left won’t go gently into that good night, as they’re […]

It’s Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023…but before we begin, when both Jim Geraghty… Why We Should Be Skeptical of the Latest Wet-Market Covid Theory   …and Stilton Jarlsberg are telling you the same thing… …you’d do well to heed their words. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, The Washington Free Beacon chronicles the journey of a […]

It’s Monday, March 20th, 2023…but before we begin, even as a patently partisan, unprovable prosecution is apparently proceeding against Trump in what Rich Lowry describes as Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg preparing to torch his credibility for a mug shot… Meanwhile Biden denies actual bank documents outlining his corrupt family’s business dealings. https://t.co/r79mIBykVx — Big Fish […]

It’s Friday, March 17th, 2023…but before we begin… Now, owing to a combination of physical discomfort and work intruding on fun, here’s a very abbreviated St. Patrick’s Day edition of The Gouge, consisting today of a brief sextet of special selections certain to pique the interest of inquiring Conservative minds: (1). Writing at The Patriot Post, […]

It’s Wednesday, March 15th, 2023…and 2,067 years ago today, like Alexander 2,144 years later… …Julius Caesar was having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day: Here’s wishing all of you a better day than Caesar’s. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, though we initially found the following assertion ridiculous on its face… …we stopped […]

It’s Monday, March 13th, 2023…but before we begin, can it only be coincidence Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm claims the U.S. can “learn from what China is doing on climate change“ at the same time Commerce Secretary Gina Raimonda is singing the praises of continued trade with the ChiComs?!?  And it can only be another amazing coincidence, […]

It’s Friday, March 10th, 2023…but before we begin, if you want to know why there’s increasing violence on airline flights, here’s Exhibit “A”: Brawl breaks out on Southwest Airlines flight from Dallas to Phoenix: ‘That’s why I beat your a–‘ Passengers tried to break up fight after man says other man bumped into his wife […]

It’s Wednesday, March 8th, 2023…but before we begin, discussing the perilous state of the Republic with TLJ over another delicious dinner brought to mind this line from Bryan Brown in Breaker Morant:  While Merrick Garland and Chris Wray busy their departments chasing what they dutifully deem the greatest threat to America, Christians and White […]

It’s Monday, March 6th, 2023…but before we begin, the gay-activist Democrat (now former) mayor of College Park, Maryland, who has presented himself as a role model for LGBTQ youth and has been “mentored” by Mayor Pete was arrested last Thursday morning on a total of 56 child sex offenses, including possessing and distributing child pornography. As Doug […]