The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, February 26th, 2020…but before we begin, G. Trevor recently related how his wife and he had recently enjoyed the five-part HBO docudrama Chernobyl, and we were struck by the shocking comparison just waiting to be drawn between the deadliest nuclear power disaster in history and the latest outbreak of the coronavirus. Think about […]

It’s Monday, February 24th, 2020…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, this snippet from Jim Freeman’s Best of the Web: “…For those who are appalled by the estimated $10 trillion in tax increases on rich people and businesses already proposed by Mr. Sanders, former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg pointed out that such taxes are just […]

It’s Friday, February 21st, 2020…but before we begin, a word of warning to those who believe, in the event Bloomberg succeeds in literally buying the Dimocratic nomination, Bernie and his brigands will just go gently into that good night: Thus do the pronouncements of contemporary “Progressives” echo those of an earlier Fascist dictator, who famously […]

It’s Wednesday, February 19th, 2020…but before we begin, here’s an encore presentation of Stilton Jarlsberg’s classic Presidents Day cartoon… …as well as the reason Hillary has as much chance of being named Michael Bloomberg’s running mate as we have of running a 4-minute mile: Now, here’s The Gouge! Following up on our characterization of the […]

It’s Monday, February 17th, 2020…but before we begin, here’s another devastating demonstration of Dimocratic disdain for law abiding citizens, as FOX News informs us a… NYC subway thief thanks Democrats after his 139th arrest, release: ‘Bail reform, it’s lit!’   “Charles Barry, 56, has been arrested six times since the start of this year. He’s been released […]

It’s Friday, February 14th, Valentine’s Day 2020…but before we begin, three observations on Lieawatha’s claim a broke girl donated half her liquid cash reserves to indulge this horrid harpy’s unbridled ego and further her blind, boundless ambition: Since we’re on the subject of unbridled egos, as Tobias Hoonhout records at NRO, The Donald’s been served notice […]

It’s Wednesday, February 12th, 2020…but before we begin, two graphics which prove what goes around sometimes does come around: Hat tip to Balls Cotton for the inspiration, and the incomparable Stilton Jarlsberg for making a concept reality. Reports Smollett has specifically requested his prison soap NOT be on a rope and be of an especially […]

It’s Monday, February 10th, 2020…and, after an exhausting yet exhilarating trip to Puebla, MX, we’re…  But before we begin, three brief observations. First, what qualifies John Kelly, his former Marine Corps rank notwithstanding, as more of an expert on Senate impeachment procedures than the guy cleaning sh*t off the streets of San Francisco?!?  Second, as […]

It’s Friday, January 31st, 2020,…but before we begin, courtesy of Speed Mach, we highlight yet another picture not only worth a thousand words, but which precisely conveys our thoughts on the subject: Hells bells, we’ll even pay for… …his pilot!  Here’s hoping Colin takes Nike’s entire senior management team on his first flight. Now, here’s The […]