The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, December 27th, 2019…but before we begin, an unrepentant practicing homosexual who condones the unrestricted slaughter of the unborn presumes to lecture the Christian community on the “immigration status” of our Savior: Buttigieg Blasted for Christmas Tweet Claiming Jesus Was a Refugee   As one Matt Walsh observed, there are two glaring errors in […]

It’s Wednesday, December 25th, 2019…and here’s our traditional Christmas edition of The Gouge! For any Charlie Browns out there, this…  …truly is what Christmas is all about! So on December 25th, let’s remember it’s not about the presents or the food, and certainly not about tacky ties or heinous sweaters.  As John states in his […]

It’s Monday, December 23rd, 2019…which means there are only TWO shopping days left until Christmas, fellas…and you’re rapidly running out of time! But before we begin, courtesy of Bill Meisen, we present the Rhah Memorial…  …segment, courtesy today of a MSM so consumed with hatred it will believe anything which casts its opponents in […]

It’s Friday, December 20th, 2019…but before we begin, as some of you know, we’ve recently completed Simon Schama’s brilliant Citizens, A Chronicle of the French Revolution. While we certainly learned the general history of the French Revolution during our decades of schooling and scholarship, it was only while we read Schama’s recounting of the Reign of Terror, […]

It’s Wednesday, December 18th, 2019…and guys, there are only six shopping days left before Christmas.  But before we begin, here’s today’s winner of the James Comey “Pat Myself on the Back” award for chutzpah, as… Harvey Weinstein blames sex assault charges for ruining legacy, brags about creating female-led films ‘first‘   In a related item, […]

It’s Monday, December 16th, 2019…and gentlemen, there’s only 8 shopping days left until Christmas! Now, before we begin, here’s another item of “news” we can’t use, as FOX reports how, supposedly… Pentagon tests banned ballistic missile over Pacific Ocean The prototype missile was configured to be armed with a non-nuclear warhead    “The Pentagon […]

It’s Friday, December 13th, 2019…but before we begin, courtesy of Bill Meisen, one of the few Conservatives left in Portland, here’s the inaugural installment of the Tom Smykowski Memorial…  …segment, courtesy today of the latest prevarication peddled by an utter idiot, as… Joy Behar Implies New Jersey Shooters Were ‘White Nationalists’…There’s Just One Problem […]

It’s Wednesday, December 11th, 2019…and owing to us just having celebrated our youngest son Travis’s 30th birthday, here’s a somewhat abbreviated edition of The Gouge! First up, with regard to anything House Dimocrats had to say about impeachment, let alone Jim “Soon to Be Wearing Prison Orange” Comey’s comments on the IG report…  Here’s […]

It’s Monday, December 9th, 2019…but before we begin, one quick comment on a topic raised in our Friday Quote of the Day from Rich (yes, “Rich”, as that’s all Balls Cotton has on him)… “Everywhere you look, the Progressive agenda proves to be the largest, most destructive pyramid scheme ever formed.  It supports crime, poverty, social […]

Good evening Mr. & Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. We experienced a massive computer problem last night which precluded us publishing what was, if we do say so ourselves, a rather special edition of The Gouge. After embedding a previously-featured video (a montage of Sondland’s “presumptions”), we detected an unknown code in […]