The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, August 28th, 2019…but before we begin, like a leviathan rising from the depths to feed… …CNN‘s April Ryan has finally surfaced to explain away her bodyguard’s assault on a credentialed reporter at a New Jersey speaking engagement:   “This is not about suppressing the press. And, no, I did not order anyone to do […]

It’s Monday, August 26th, 2019…and here’s a somewhat abbreviated edition of The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Townhall.com, Derek Hunter suggests, when haters choose to hate, they’re reserving for themselves… A Special Place In Hell   “I’m generally not someone who views my political opponents as evil. After all, my best friend is a raging liberal, though he’s […]

It’s Wednesday, August 20th, 2019…but before we begin, Mark Foster forwarded yet another of those pictures worth far more than a mere thousand words: And since we’re on the subject of those whose intellectual capacity makes excrement appear almost Einstein-like in comparison, a brief word on the dust-up with the Jihad Squad occasioned by this […]

It’s Monday, August 19th, 2019…but before we begin, The Daily Gouge has obtained exclusive video footage of Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide”:  Here’s a second sequence shot from a separate perspective:  It’s “suicide” alright: assisted-suicide…by garroting! In an unrelated item, reports Barbara Sampson, New York’s Chief Medical Examiner once worked at the FBI under James Comey remain […]

It’s Friday, August 16th, 2019…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, another picture from the incomparable Stilton Jarlsberg worth far more than a mere thousand words: As we stated on Wednesday, welcome to the rest of your life, Fredo; we look forward to you trying to “throw us down” those “f*ckin’ stairs like a […]

It’s Wednesday, August 14th, 2019…but before we begin, we present yet another example of Progressive hypocrisy personified, courtesy today of the youngest and dumbest Cuomo, which is, courtesy of the great Stilton Jarlsberg… …sayin’ something: Just to refresh your memory, as Bill Meisen reminded us, here’s what Fredo had to say about the Covington Kids: “During his “closing […]

It’s Monday, August 12th, 2019…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, this just in from the the Wolverine State:  Michigan cop put on leave after KKK application allegedly found in home    We had to scan what follows twice to be certain we weren’t misreading it: “…Had it been only for the Confederate flags, […]

It’s Friday, August 9th, 2019…but before we begin, while the shootings last weekend in El Paso and Dayton fed the MSM’s anti-gun misinformation campaign, back in the Windy City, it was business as usual: At least 7 people shot in Chicago park; 1 killed, 3 others wounded in separate shooting   In fact, the legacy […]

It’s Monday, August 5th, 2019…but before we begin, in a remembrance reminiscent of Hillary claiming she’d been named for the conqueror of Everest 5-1/2 years before Sir Edmund summited, Kirsten… Gillibrand stands by attack on Biden: I was ‘deeply offended’ by 1981 op-ed   Except she was 15-years-old at the time; seriously, how “deeply offended” […]

It’s Friday, August 2nd, 2019…but before we begin, like a broken clock, every now and then even the WaPo is half-right: Trump was wrong to attack Cummings, but right about Baltimore   “President Trump was wrong to personally attack Rep. Elijah E. Cummings (D.-Md), a man widely respected by both Democrats and Republicans alike. But […]