The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, May 29th, 2019…but before we begin, as you might have heard, Jerry Nadler recently suffered a “medical episode” during an appearance with Bill deBlowmeo:  We know it’s wrong, but we find it difficult to wish this bloated, bloviated bag of bile anything but the worst.  Besides, when this is what you look […]

It’s Monday, May 27th, Memorial Day 2019…and as has become our tradition, we know no better way of honoring America’s fallen heroes than by marking their day with perhaps the most poignant speech ever written; which was penned, appropriately enough, by the only President who ever truly gave his life for his country: Four score […]

It’s Friday, May 24th, 2019…but before we begin, here’s how we spent our day off:  We for one can never get enough of the Blue Angels…and the roaring sound of freedom echoing from their exhausts. (Trust us, Dash-5 won’t need to be called to account for getting ahead on the backside of the line-abreast loop; […]

It’s Monday, May 20th, 2019, and here’s The Gouge! We lead off the week with a video, as retired Navy Captain Chuck Nash offers his informed two cents on Iran:  In a related item, to Jim Geraghty writing at his Morning Jolt… The Choice Isn’t War or No War. It’s How Do We Respond […]

It’s Friday, May 17th, 2019…but before we begin, check out these emasculated metrosexual Progressive presidential wannabes:  Such cringing recalls one of our favorite scenes (edited to run in the time allotted) from the Steve Martin remake of Father of the Bride.  After first announcing to her parents the wedding’s off, the bride-to-be tearfully explains […]

It’s Wednesday, May 15th, 2019…but before we begin, let’s all take a moment to honor a true American hero: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, courtesy of NRO, John Fund relates how the heart of educated idiocy has had all they can stands, and they can’t stands no more, as even… Liberals Begin to Revolt against […]

It’s Monday, May 13th, 2019…but before we begin, a quick administrative note.  We continue to experience problems with our polls, which freeze out voting after the first person casts their ballot.  We hope to have the problem corrected in the very near future, and apologize for the inconvenience. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, consider these […]

It’s Friday, May 10th, 2019…but before we begin, we present yet another sterling example of Socialist selective recall: Really, Paul, REALLY?!? If you’ve ever had the strength of will and mental toughness to endure one of his commentaries in its entirety, you know Krugman, who somehow…amazingly…won a Nobel Prize in economics, is proof positive expertise […]

It’s Wednesday, May 1st, 2019…but before we begin, here’s Beto comparing the conditions of criminal illegal aliens working in the U.S. to those of antebellum slaves:  Yeah, they’re exactly the same, except: American slaves came here involuntarily after being sold into bondage by their fellow Africans, weren’t paid for their labor (let alone received it […]