The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, October 29th, 2018…but before we begin, we’re still not down with the fact an amateur American Indian body-builder/strip club worker with a long arrest record, including making a bomb threat, and whose cousin described as a “lunatic” pulled off these…”bombings”… …on his own, let alone is, in any way, shape or form, even […]

It’s Friday, October 26th, 2018…but before we begin, though the facts aren’t all in, we’re already smelling a rat; hence, this tweet by Scott Adams as forwarded by Pete Groetzinger pretty much sums up our thoughts, at least for the moment: And though we’ll reserve judgement pending an investigation by federal law enforcement personnel with […]

It’s Monday, October 22nd, 2018…but before we begin, courtesy of Dave Ward, a video so funny we’re willing to risk the wrath of TLJ but headlining it:  Just in case you’re wondering, as we married far above our head, we’d have gone with “A” before the questioner ever got to “B”! Now, here’s The […]

It’s Friday, October 19th, 2018…but before we begin, it was 31 years ago today we made the acquaintance of some of our best friends to date (including, but not limited to, Uncle Cliffy, The Penguin, Arthur J., Bob McClain, Daniel Francis, G. Trevor, Tod Hirt, Peter J. and last, but certainly not least, became reacquainted […]

It’s Wednesday, October 17th, 2018…but before we begin, our youngest son Travis forwarded a clip from South Park which perfectly captures Elizabeth Warren’s dodge:  Or, as Orrin Hatch put it: For those interested in further analysis of Warren’s latest effort to convince America she’s a bonafide Indian, we’d recommend the following memes forwarded from […]

It’s Monday, October 15th, 2018…but before we begin, a quick bit of commentary occasioned by a recent conversation with our good friend G. Trevor Vietor.  The two of us were discussing the Dimocrats’ increasingly divisive politics and disregard for the rule of law, as well as the double standard employed in the reporting of any […]

It’s Friday, October 12th, 2018…but before we begin, Brendan Clark provides us a sneak preview of Brett Kavanaugh’s SCOTUS portrait: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, as Tucker Carlson details at our Video of the Day, accessible through Link #2 immediately below our Quote of the Day at the top of the page, the WaPo‘s […]

It’s Wednesday, October 10th, 2018…but before we begin, if you thought Lisa Murkowski’s reason for giving Brett Kavanaugh a thumbs-down was specious, consider why Heidi Heitkamp voted “no”: his body language! We had no idea the soon-to-be ex-Senator from North Dakota… …was so skilled in the art of non-verbal communication.  Hells bells, she’s the Mandan, […]

It’s Monday, October 8th, Columbus Day 2018…but before we begin, a few random thoughts on the passing scene. #1: As our friend Jeff Foutch noted on Friday, whoever Lisa Murkowski faces in 2022 will be getting a check from us.  Consider this bit of pompous self-aggrandizement: “I take this obligation…as seriously as anything that I am […]

It’s Friday, October 5th, 2018…but before we begin, two quick observations.  First, if Joe Scarborough can see it…  …it’s as undeniably obvious as the ears on Obama’s head. Second, only the Party of Stupid could create this confluence of calamitous circumstances: As Kavanaugh vote looms, GOP Sen. Daines says he’s going to daughter’s wedding […]