The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, February 23rd, 2018…but before we begin, this headline confirms the entire world can’t provide enough grist for the Progressives’ victimization mill:  ‘Black Panther’ packed with action, diversity — but no gays   “Marvel Studios‘ “Black Panther” is being hailed as the most diverse superhero movie in Hollywood history, but it’s not diverse enough […]

It’s Wednesday, February 21st, 2018…but before we begin, here’s a headline just oozing irony: Florida Police Visit Heroic Teen Who Was Shot Five Times While Shielding Twenty of His Classmates   At the risk of seeming a bit heartless, we only wish Sheriff Israel and his department had offered Nikolas Cruz such personal attention. Now, here’s […]

It’s Monday, February 19th, 2018…but before we begin, we loved this line from last Friday’s edition of the Morning Jolt: “Trump may objectify women, but there is apparently no shortage of women who are happy to be objectified if the man is rich, famous, or powerful enough.“ Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, as Guy Benson […]

It’s Friday, February 16th, 2018…but before we begin, this headline got us thinking: South Korea agrees to pay North Korea $2.6M for Olympic expenses: report   Forget about outdated commitments entered into at the start of the Cold War: what strategic U.S. interests are being served today by the continued defense of a country which […]

It’s Wednesday, February 14th, Valentine’s Day 2018.  So before we begin, for the 41st year in a row, we’ll take a moment to ask the loviest creature we’ve ever set eyes upon… Now, here’s The Gouge! Having just returned with TLJ and our three sons from sunnier climes… …to not only wet, chilly weather, but […]

It’s Friday, February 2nd, 2018…but before we begin, courtesy of Arthur Seeligson, a brief campaign announcement from Oprah Winfrey: “Hi, I’m Oprah. I’m the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can’t control my weight. I tell you how to run your marriage but I can’t commit to marriage. I tell you how to raise your kids […]

It’s Wednesday, January 31st, 2018…and yesterday morning Jim Geraghty entitled his Morning Jolt, “Can You Feel the State of the Union Excitement?“, a question we answer with an emphatic “NO!”, just as we have every year since Ronaldus Maximus left a seat in the Oval Office which has yet to be filled. So anyone looking for […]