The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, May 29th, Memorial Day 2017…and as has become our tradition, we know no better way of honoring America’s fallen heroes than by marking their day with perhaps the most poignant speech ever penned, appropriately enough by the only President who ever truly gave his life for his country: Four score and seven years […]

It’s Friday, May 26th, 2017…and we apologize for our failure to publish this past Wednesday.  We had the opportunity to watch the Blue Angels practice show in Annapolis on Tuesday… …and took our hosts to dinner afterwards.  And frankly, by the time we got back to the ranch around 2200 hours, we were too bushed […]

It’s Monday, May 22nd, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, though we’ll always prefer him to anyone remotely related by birth or marriage to Dorothy Howell Rodham or Stanley Ann Dunham, when it comes to Trump, one must always be prepared to take the good… …with the bad, as the WSJ reports: Trump Wavers on Jerusalem […]

It’s Friday, May 19th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, understand, it’s the subjects of these two headlines… McCain: Trump scandals have reached ‘Watergate size and scale‘   Democrats slam ‘anemic’ GOP response to Trump scandal   …which have resulted in what the WSJ terms… The Special Counsel Mistake Rosenstein bends to political pressure, and […]

It’s Wednesday, May 17th, 2017…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, Another Amazing Moment in Progressive Hypocrisy, brought to us today by the most duplicitous, double-dealing duo ever to haunt the halls of the White House. Food for we… …but not for THEE… …or thy school-age children!  Moochie, two quick questions: (a). What’s the nutritional […]

It’s Monday, May 15th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s another brilliant bit of political strategery from the folks who brought the Senate the nuclear option for judicial appointments: U.S. Senate Democrats May Refuse to Vote on Trump FBI pick: Schumer   This is part and parcel to what the WSJ terms Progressives’ purposeful… Obstruction of […]

It’s Friday, May 12th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s wishing LTJG Jack Wilson, Navy helo pilot extraordinaire, fairs winds and following seas as he deploys aboard the USS Reagan…along with our oft-repeated recommendation… …his take-offs should always equal his landings.  In the finest tradition of the Naval Service dating back to the days of John […]

It’s Wednesday, May 10th, 2017…and though this… FBI Director James Comey Fired by President Trump   …is definitely a step in the right direction, inquiring minds find it incomprehensible this pencil-necked cretin… …remains unindicted, let alone still directing the IRS. Jim, here’s hoping the door hits you hard in the ass on your way out…and may […]

It’s Monday, May 8th, 2016…but before we begin, four quick questions, three of which we’ve previously posed. (1). Why is this weasel… …still running the FBI?!? (2). Why does this unindicted criminal… …remain atop the IRS? (3). Why on earth are there Americans…     …remaining in, let alone traveling to, North Korea?!? (4). With all due […]

It’s Friday, May 5th, 2017…but before we begin, we offer a possible, …we repeat possible…politically-incorrect take on the ostensibly racist reception Oriole Adam Jones recently received in Boston: Orioles’ Adam Jones discusses racist incident at Fenway Park   The “white man’s sport” bin berry, berry good to Jones! On background, last season, in the wake […]