The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, November 28th, 2016…but before we begin… …the wicked old Commie son-of-a-b*tch… Hasta la vista, Fidel; Bienvenido al infierno, baby! …at last is dead.  And while we take no joy in his fate, we’re with Newt Gingrich in believing his passing certainly shouldn’t be mourned: “Under no circumstance should President Obama, VP Biden or Secstate […]

It’s Thursday, November 24th, Thanksgiving Day 2016….and here’s The Gouge! As is our custom, we mark Thanksgiving with two classic columns from the WSJ which thoroughly summarize our thoughts on the season: The Desolate Wilderness   Here beginneth the chronicle of those memorable circumstances of the year 1620, as recorded by Nathaniel Morton , keeper […]

It’s Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016…and it was 53 years ago today an assassin’s bullet… …or, as we believe, assassins’ bullets…ushered in the Administration of one of the most reprehensible characters ever to besmirch the Oval Office: Congratulations, Dimocrats: since the days your party quite literally owned slavery… …it’s heart and soul… …hasn’t changed! Now, here’s […]

[Editor’s Note: We had problems with our email notification system both Friday and Saturday, so we’ve only now been able to get the word out on last Friday’s edition.  Enjoy!  We’ll be back with a new edition on Tuesday.  Magoo] It’s Friday, November 18th, 2016…but before we begin, Townhall.com‘s Matt Vespa highlights the hypocrisy of this […]

It’s Wednesday, November 16th, 2016…but before we begin, as regards the reality of the election results, John Berry forwarded another of those pictures worth far more than a mere thousand words: Good thing there’s… Meanwhile, Progressives continue to posture like so many preening peacocks in the face of the demon Donald: France, U.N. tell Trump […]

It’s Monday, November 14th, 2016…but before we begin, we direct your attention to today’s installment of our Tales From the Dark Side video, available through link #3 immediately above.  We’ve heard The Left come unhinged on occasion (e.g., David Remnick’s homage to Obama from The New Yorker below), but Lawrence O’Donnell’s wholly-inaccurate slice of revisionist history […]

It’s Friday, November 11th, Veteran’s Day 2016…but before we carry on with our post-election gloating… …er,…celebrating…remember Gerald Daugherty? He won; and Charlyn Daugherty thanks you!  By the way, given the results of The Daily Gouge‘s last election poll immediately to the right, 60% of respondents, including yours truly, predicted what was coming! Now, here’s The […]

It’s Wednesday, November 9th, 2016…and morning once again in America…or at least the promise of morning. Now, here’s The Gouge! At the top of today’s order, a few brief thoughts on the import of yesterday’s election. First, Hillary’s refusal to address what was left of her supporters last night tells you all you need to […]

It’s Monday, November 7th, 2016…D-Day Minus One…and we cannot urge you enough to get out there and vote tomorrow (we still can’t believe we’re saying this) for Donald Trump…as if your way of life depends upon it!  Because it does!!! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at the WSJ, Bret Stephens tells the corruptocrat who introduced […]

It’s Friday, November 4th, 2016…but before we begin, courtesy of Shannon Wood, proof positive Dimocrats are shuttling early voters to the polls in Chicago by the truckload: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up on the last edition of the week, writing at Townhall.com, NeverTrumper Jonah Goldberg observes how… Team Clinton Has a Laughable Double Standard […]