The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, September 28th, 2016…and if this is the amount of preparation…  …you gave one of the biggest debates since Lincoln met Douglas, should you really be surprised when your performance was subpar?!? Now, here’s The Gouge! Take heart, dear friends, ‘cuz it ain’t over ’til it’s over.  And the fat lady… …no, the other […]

It’s Monday, September 26th, 2016…and after finally viewing 13 Hours last night while TLJ was away visiting her mom in P’cola, we’re more convinced than ever certain people… …should be swinging for what they allowed to go down in Benghazi.  Furthermore, it reminded us, to date, NO ONE has accounted for the MIA status of America’s ostensible […]

It’s Friday, September 23rd, 2016…but first, we take a moment to mark the ten-year anniversary of the retirement of one of the greatest air combat platforms ever built…and the most fearsome Navy fighter ever to fly: September 22, 1974 – September 22, 2006 Though, unlike the MSM, we must confess to a certain degree of bias! […]

It’s Wednesday, September 21st, 2016…and like a bad penny or a pesky poltergeist, we’re… So now, without further ado, here’s The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Bill Meisen, as The Daily Caller‘s Richard Pollack reports… Clinton Foundation AIDS Program Distributed ‘Watered-Down’ Drugs To Third World Countries   “Seriously; like,…what did they expect from 7 cents on […]

It’s Wednesday, September 14th, 2016…and here’s The Gouge! First up, for those who might otherwise be concerned over Hillary’s health, Joe Biden, noted medical, misstatement, malapropism, plagiarism and shotgun expert, has the situation well in hand: Everyone Calm Down, Dr. Joe Biden Says Hillary Clinton is in Good Health   “You stupid, spineless schmuck; you’d […]

It’s Monday, September 12th, 2016…but before we begin, the latest on the candidate Jonah Goldberg, a die-hard #NeverTrumper, describes (paraphrased) as “an unseasoned plate of steamed root vegetables the chef is determined to dress up by describing in French and delivering under a giant brass dome”…and at a grossly under-estimated market rate! As the WSJ records, her […]

It’s Friday, September 9th, 2016…but before we begin, Sunday marking the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 and all got us thinking: remember the disdain Liberal pundits and the MSM (but we wax redundant!) showed George W. Bush’s reaction upon his being informed of the ISLAMIC TERROR attack on America? Can anyone recall even the faintest equivalence […]

It’s Wednesday, September 7th, 2016…but before we begin, The Wicked Witch of the West Wing is apparently immune to the effects H2O had on her fictional twin sister: Many legitimately question Hillary’s health…though we can’t imagine those willing to overlook her penchant for prevarication regarding her suffering the final stages of syphilis or even Alzheimer’s […]

It’s Monday, September 5th, Labor Day 2016…but before we begin, two things.  First, it’s our contention Labor Day, like Organized Labor in general, is an anachronism which no longer serves the function for which it was designed.  As we observe in the Quote of the Day above, shouldn’t a paycheck suffice as recognition for a […]

It’s Friday, September 2nd, 2016…but before we begin, how stupid are the powers-that-be in the Republican Party?!?  Matt Lauer Will Host First Presidential Forum Despite Ties To Clinton Foundation   In all seriousness, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice…?!?  Which begs the question, how stupid IS Reince-and-Repeat?!? Now, here’s a special edition of […]