The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, April 27th, 2016…but before we begin, we must recount a brief story forwarded by Jeff Foutch.  Seems young John Avery Foutch, age 12, was in school the other day when Teacher had Liberal Lass write a sentence on the board for the class to dissect.  The hopelessly misguided little lady wrote, “I am […]

It’s Wednesday, April 20th, 2016…and here’s The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Breitbart via Hope n’ Change, yet another nadir for an Administration we believed incapable of sinking any lower: Rapper Rick Ross’s Ankle Monitor Goes Off During Minorty Youth Empowerment Program at White House   “Rapper Rick Ross visited the White House on Friday […]

It’s Monday, April 18th, Tax Day 2016…your last chance to render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s…assuming you wish to avoid any additional penalties and interest! But before we begin, another series of pictures, this time from Chris Muir and Day by Day, worth many thousands of words: Just as this Administration keeps using words anyone with a […]

It’s Friday, April 15th…Tax Day 2016. But before we begin, allow us to highlight the latest act of rank hypocrisy from the inevitable Dimocratic nominee for Leader of What’s Left of the Free World: By the way, if Sander’s REALLY felt “The Bern”, he’d have this in a campaign commercial all over New York tonight…along […]

It’s Wednesday, April 13th, 2016…and here’s The Gouge! First up, FOX News anchor and former defense attorney Gregg Jarrett offers… An attorney’s five takeaways from Obama’s defense of Clinton’s emails   “Fox News Sunday” host Chris Wallace sat down with President Obama last week to discuss, among other things, the legal imbroglio over Hillary Clinton’s […]

It’s Monday, April 11th, 2016…but before we begin, the great Thomas Sowell offers all that need be said about the very concept of a “minimum wage”: “Just as we can better understand the economic role of prices in general when we see what happens when prices are not allowed to function, so we can better […]

It’s Friday, April 8th, 2016…but before we begin, as this quote from one Yousef Al-Otaiba, UAE Ambassador to the United States confirms… “Sadly, behind all the talk of change, the Iran we have long known — hostile, expansionist, violent — is alive and well, and as dangerous as ever.“ …there’s at least one Muslim in […]

It’s Wednesday, April 6th, 2016…but before we begin, a headline which is all too typical of what’s become the routine sensationalization of news stories: Tennessee chopper crash that kills five touches off massive wildfire   “A helicopter crash that killed all five people on board touched off a massive wildfire in the Great Smoky Mountains […]

It’s Monday, April 4th, 2016…but before we begin, here’s wishing the great Stilton Jarlsberg, the brilliance behind Hope n’ Change, a speedy recovery from “minor” injuries suffered when he forgot the last step is a doozy… …along with a VERY Happy Birthday to TLJ: Christie Brinkley, eat your heart out! Now, here’s The Gouge! First […]

It’s Friday, April 1st, 2016…and we wish this headline was an April Fools gag, but it ain’t: Obama Family 2015 Honolulu Christmas Vacation Cost Taxpayers $3,590,313 in Flight Expenses Alone   Congratulations, Obama-backers; you bought into the American equivalent of the Nigerian prince scam. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, the WSJ’s Dan Henninger details […]