The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, January 27th, 2016…but before we begin, we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for these news bulletins: first, from Fusion, the joint-venture between Disney and Univision aimed at millennial Hispanics: We talked to 9 undocumented Iowans, and they all seem to like this one candidate   “Durp!!!” Eat your heart out Hillary; feel the burn, […]

It’s Monday, January 25th, 2016…but before we begin, courtesy of Balls Cotton, one of those cartoons we feel compelled to pass on… …along with Hope n’ Change‘s thoughts on the Blizzard of ’16: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, echoing Jonathan Tobin’s article from Friday, NRO‘s Charles W. Cooke offers an elementary explanation…or in the case of […]

It’s Friday, January 22nd, 2016, and we’re writing this as yet another alarmist-MSM-declared Storm of the Century hits the Northeast.  Seriously, folks: it’s Winter; and when it gets cold enough, any precipitation takes the form of snow.  But before we go any further, since we’re on the subject of white stuff,  a quick thought on […]

It’s Wednesday, January 20th, 2016…but before we begin, a couple of quick thoughts on the passing scene.  First, see if you can tell us… …the disrespectful message Steve King and Paul Ryan sent these baby killers.  Yeah…that’s right: Nuns; from the Little Sisters of the Poor to be specific.  If you truly can tell a […]

It’s Monday, January 18th, 2016…but before we begin, we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this news flash! US Sen Lindsey Graham will endorse Jeb Bush for president this morning in North Charleston, Post and Courier exclusive   Talk about a game changer: Jeb now has a lock on the douchebag wing of the Republican […]

It’s Friday, January 15th, 2016…but we before we begin, a few brief thoughts on the latest Dimocratic-inspired Iranian hostage crisis: Absent the facts (which given the Navy’s complete subservience to The Obamao and his ineptitude we’ll likely never learn), we hesitate to pass judgment on the actions of the sailors involved in this clusterf*ck…except for […]

It’s Wednesday, January 13th, 2016…but before we begin, a couple of random thoughts on the passing scene.  First, courtesy of Hope n’ Change, what The Dear Misleader would have said tonight were he somehow compelled to speak the truth: Second, though we disagree with their tactics in the strongest terms, is anyone else curious why […]

It’s Monday, January 11th, 2016…and because TLJ and we were in attendance at the Cap’s game with our old friends Trina and Arthur Santry… …watching Alex Ovechkin notch his 500th goal… (That’s a smiling Mrs. Ovechkin celebrating her son’s milestone in the background!) …here’s a VERY abbreviated edition of The Gouge, consisting of one brief […]

It’s Friday, January 8th, 2016…but before we begin, a few brief thoughts on The Obamao’s crocodile tears.  First, for those who thought attendees at Thursday evening’s “Town Hall meeting” were representative of the American public, get real…then get a life: Which makes Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest’s already misleading statement… “I think the President, frankly, is […]

It’s Wednesday, January 6th, 2016…but before we begin, the following’s worth a view, if only just to marvel at the idiocies which emanate from Donald Trump’s mouth at the 0:51 mark: Sex with a subordinate intern…in the Oval Office…while conducting America’s business…and lying about it under oath…is no big deal.  Yeah, maybe not in The […]