The Daily Gouge

We’re in Austin, TX playing golf; okay, we’re playing golf like we just picked up the game. Anyway, reading Hope ‘n Change this morning, we felt compelled to share with you what we feel is an eerily accurate depiction of America: Crash Position   The pilot was locked out of the cockpit. That phrase finally […]

It’s Monday, March 23rd, 2015…and here’s The Gouge! First up, one simple headline which tells you all you need to know about those who can only be described as the dedicated anti-Americans running, but perhaps more accurately, ruining our country: Khamenei calls ‘Death to America’ as Kerry hails progress on nuke deal   Then again, […]

It’s Friday, March 20th, 2015…but before we begin, a few brief thoughts on the Starbuck’s race initiative: It’s a race, alright; a “race” to the lowest common denominator. By the way, if you aren’t a regular reader, Hope ‘n Change could be the funniest political cartoon on the planet. Oh…and The Obamao’s latest “get-out-the-vote” bloviation is so […]

It’s Monday, March 16th, 2015…but before we begin, a rare photo of a what is now, thanks to gross Liberal over-regulation, an all-but extinct species: Yes, it’s the increasingly-elusive 100-watt interior incandescent flood light!  We found it hiding in the deep recesses of our 2nd-floor hallway, and are preserving it to prove to posterity America […]

It’s Friday (although belatedly, due primarily to Eddie Gorey dragging us out to a cigar bar Thursday night!), March 13th, 2015…but before we begin, a quick photo comparison from Wink Martindale which tells you all you need to know about contemporary crusaders for “civil rights”: What do you expect when those leading the march honor […]

It’s Wednesday, March 11th, 2015…but before we begin, three quick sets of pictures that speak volumes about where The Left has taken this country.  Numero uno, courtesy of Senora Shannon Bush: Numero dos, the curiously cropped photo of the Selma reenactment featured on the front page of… As you likely know by now, the Old […]

It’s Monday, March 9th, 2015…but before we begin, a few brief comments on Barry’s latest bit of bloviating: Obama in Selma: “We Know the March Is Not Yet Over”   Seriously…“we’re the slaves who built the White House” and “the Navajo Code-Talkers”; no, REALLY?!? What about the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor: are “we” them?  How […]

It’s a very chilly 1ºF this Friday morning, March 6th, 2015, aka the REAL inconvenient truth of ClimateScam.  But before we begin one brief note: as the WSJ notes, even Eric Holder now admits not only was Darren Wilson absolutely innocent, but the whole “Hands Up/Don’t Shoot” narrative was bullsh*t from the beginning.  The claim […]

It’s Wednesday, March 4th, 2015…but before we begin, a picture truly worth a thousand words… and about $10 trillion in debt…to date: Note the unknown author said “A Hillary Clinton war story“, NOT Hillary Clinton. Which brings up another point: assume for the moment… …you’re Bibi Netanyahu, and your country’s survival quite literally depends on whether […]

It’s Monday, March 2nd, 2015…but before we begin, two quick thoughts.  First, and this will come as a shocker to most of you, for once we agree wholeheartedly with a sentiment often expressed by advocates of unlimited, uncontrolled immigration: No problemo; provided the rendezvous are all well south of America’s border with Mexico! Second, Verizon’s news release […]