The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, June 26th, 2013…but before we begin, as ABC’s Terry Moran warns us…er,…”reports”, in the wake of the SCOTUS decision on the Voting Rights Act, Negroes… …may no longer vote, must ride in the back of the bus and can no longer play Major League baseball.  Yeah…and “reaching out to the Muslim world” should […]

It’s Tuesday, June 25th, 2013…and ya gotta love the Boy Blunder when he interacts with adults: Had Putin been hungry during the G8 summit, he’d have had this narcissistic dilettante… …for lunch! Now, here’s The Gouge! Since we’re on the subject of Jimmy Carter’s darker-hued, far-less capable, infinitely-more-evil twin, we’ll kick things off with the […]

It’s Monday, June 24th, 2013…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, two short video clips shot by our youngest son Travis as he headed out late Saturday night to meet some friends: Travis ended up taking the sweet little thing about 60′ into the woods where he’d heard its presumed mother snorting and stamping.  When […]

It’s Wednesday, June 19th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, it’s the Emil Faber Memorial “Knowledge Is Good” segment, brought to us today by a President who, were he twice as smart as he actually is, would still only half as smart as he thinks himself to be: Obama: You Can’t Understand Syria Policy ‘If […]

It’s Tuesday, June 18th, 2013…but before we begin, when is a radical Iranian cleric more moderate than a Conservative American? Whenever CBS News says so!  So much for much-ignored anchor Scott Pelley’s claims CBS represents a fair and balanced approach to the news. And do these educated idiots really believe the Mad Mullahs would allow […]

We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this Daily Gouge Special Report.  As detailed in this Immigration Update from Byron York, Marco Rubio’s story has changed…yet again: Marco Rubio: We need to legalize immigrants so they can pay for border security    Holy chit!  Theez lying; she eez very thirsty work, Senor! Why is it […]

It’s Friday, June 14th, 2013…but before we begin, a brief thought as to how Conservatives can take the fight to the enemy (and believe us, we don’t use the term “enemy” lightly; we’re simply at a loss for a more appropriate term to describe those dedicated to the destruction of our country in the pursuit […]

It’s Wednesday, June 12th, 2013…and before we begin, a brief thought on the state of the Union.  Viewed in a vacuum, the NSA surveillance wouldn’t amount to a tempest in a teapot.  But as nature abhors a vacuum, that’s not where we’re operating; instead, we find ourselves living under the increasingly-heavy hand of the most […]

It’s Tuesday, June 11th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, the latest edition of Hope ‘n Change: But Words Will Never Hurt Me   Now that we’re aware that virtually all of our communications are being monitored 24/7 by the Obama administration, it’s not surprising that people are trying to think of how to present […]

It’s Monday, June 10th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, as featured on our home page in The Video of the Day, we offer The Obamao’s ham-fisted attempt to drag Congress and the Courts under the scandal bus with him: Even were the dubious constitutionality of such blanket information gathering not bad enough, as our […]