The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, March 18th, 2013…and while you’re recovering from St. Patrick’s Day, enjoy the latest edition of The Gouge! First up, long-time Dimocratic operative Ted Van Dyke describes… My Unrecognizable Democratic Party The stakes are too high, please get serious about governing before it’s too late.   As a lifelong Democrat, I have a mental […]

It’s Sunday, March 17th, 2013…and here’s a quick St. Paddy’s Day special edition of The Gouge, courtesy of Hope n’ Change, with a little adaptation by yours truly: Wearing of the Grin   Today, let us give praise to the Irish – who actually got coffee right by kicking up the alcohol content, and invented […]

It’s Friday, March 15th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! We begin the day with the further adventures of The Man Who’s Never There: Obama blames Secret Service for tour cancellation, met with skepticism by GOP reps   President Obama insisted Wednesday that the Secret Service was behind the controversial suspension of White House tours, a claim […]

It’s Thursday, March 14th, 2013…but before we begin, in accordance with the recommendation of our liability insurance consultant, one William Meisen, Esq., we offer the following content advisory which shall be applicable to all editions of The Gouge, past, present and future: And if you believe that, we know a President with a budget he’d […]

It’s Wednesday, March 13th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! Leading off the mid-week edition, A Tale of Two Parties, as told in these rather disparate story lines: Senate Democrats’ Budget Hikes Taxes by $1 Trillion, Never Balances   Ryan Reduces Deficits by $4.6 Trillion and Balances the Budget    Sure, it takes Ryan 10 years to […]

It’s Tuesday, March 12th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, a quick question brought to mind by the following report from NBCWashington.com on yet another sterling success for gun control: At Least 12 Injured in Drive-By Shooting in Northwest D.C.   At least a dozen people were injured in a drive-by shooting in northwest D.C. […]

It’s Monday, March 11th, 2013, but before we begin, we’ll answer this question posed by FOX News: Can Republican Leaders Trust Obama’s Charm Offensive?   No just “no”, but… Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, a commentary from Oklahoma’s Tom Coburn, writing at the WSJ; please note the specific portions we’ve highlighted, along with our […]

It’s Friday, March 8th, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! First up, in the “Day Late and a Dollar Short” segment…. North Korea vows nuclear attack on US, saying Washington will be ‘engulfed in a sea of fire‘   Sorry Kim; but another America-hating Marxist…. ….beat you to it. And when he’s not otherwise engaged spoiling elementary […]

It’s Thursday, March 7th, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! First up, two items that tell you all you need to know about the rank hypocrisy which is the lifeblood of modern Liberalism and the Dimocratic Party: Maryland Senate Votes to Abolish Death Penalty   Having recently seen fit to restrict the right and ability of law-abiding […]

It’s Wednesday, March 6th, 2013….as we bid bon voyage to a dictatorial tyrant: So as to avoid confusion, he’s the one on the right.  The best we can say is good riddance to bad rubbish; and express the hope all his friends enjoy the opportunity to join him soon.  Rumors pallbearers for Chavez’s funeral will […]