The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, September 2nd, 2022.  And as we were waiting to catch our connecting flight from O’Hare to BWI during our return from Montana Thursday evening, we were able to compose a very truncated edition of The Gouge! (1). Since we mentioned banning cows, there’s evidence Progressives plan on doing just that, as FOX informs, us […]

It’s Wednesday, August 24th, 2022…but before we begin, further evidence the mass insanity of the scamdemic continues unabated in certain quarters, in this case, Yankee Stadium, where Paul O’Neill’s jersey was recently retired: “O’Neill was not allowed to interact with any of the current Yankees players because he is not vaccinated against COVID-19.“ And all […]

It’s Monday, August 22nd, 2022…but before we begin…Jim Geraghty calls our attention to… The Remarkable Apathy about Biden-Family Corruption ‘Ten Percent for the Big Guy’   “Ira Stoll, writing in the New York Sun a few days ago: America may not realize it, but it has the upper hand. Even China’s own bogus economic data show high unemployment […]

It’s Friday, August 19th, 2022…but before we begin, Jim Freeman warns us… When Bill Gates Dines with Politicians… …taxpayers beware!   If your humble correspondent were among the opinion writers in modern media who style themselves as “fact checkers,” perhaps this column would have no choice but to label a Tuesday presidential statement as “mostly […]

It’s Wednesday, August 17th, 2022…but before we begin, it seems according to CNBC… Starbucks is asking labor board to suspend mail-in ballot union elections, alleging misconduct in voting process   Here’s the kicker: “In addition to asking for a pause on all scheduled mail-in elections at its U.S. stores, Starbucks is requesting that all future […]

It’s Monday, August 15th, 2022…but before we begin, read this snippet from NRO’s account of the attempted murder of Salmon Rushdie and then remember… “Rushdie has been living under the threat of assassination since Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini — then the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran — issued a fatwa calling for the […]

It’s Friday, August 12th, 2022…but before we begin, check out this tweet by the judge who signed off on the Mar-a-Lago search warrant, then tell us, boys and girls, can you say… …”The fix was in”!  We KNEW you could!  We should note, this… …is a photoshop of this: Since Epstein’s dead, only Bill Clinton, […]

It’s Wednesday, August 10th, 2022…but before we begin, for anyone needing further proof the federal bureaucracy in general, and the DOJ/FBI in particular, is completely out of control, this account from the New York Post’s Miranda Devine of Chris Wray’s non-answerthon before the Senate…and his actions immediately afterwards…should be all you need, and then some, as […]

It’s Monday, August 8th, 2022…but before we begin, another sign the woke apocalypse is upon us, as an… 80-Year-Old Woman Is Banned From Community Pool After Complaining Man Watching Little Girls Undress In Shower Room   “…[Julie] Jaman told the city council, as can be seen here, “My experience after having my swim was hearing a man’s […]

It’s Friday, August 5th, 2022…and 43 years and 1 day ago, a beautiful young Pensacola gal made us the luckiest guy in the world.  So here’s to TLJ: What more can you say about a lady who free-climbed El Cap… …except, men dig her, chicks wanna be like her! WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING […]